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Masterlist!

More detailed TWs are marked chapter-by-chapter/story-by-story on Ao3. Stories containing them are marked here with a carrot (^). Stories containing NSFW/NSFT chapters are marked with a star (*). 

A note: I’m going to be studying for my professional licensing exam soon, so this may be it for now.

Midnight Mass(terlist):

Headcanons

One Shots (pt 1)

One Shots (pt 2)

Yes, Paul & Grace have a Playlist

Paul & Grace Things People Have Made Me

My post about the real Crockett Island

My analysis of what all the numbers mean

Father Paul/Monsignor Pruitt SFW Alphabet

Haunted & Holy^* - Paul meets his own personal miracle while Crockett Island is falling apart. (Complete)

Holy & Free^* - a lot of pain but with a happier ending. (Complete)

The Ghost On the Shore^ - When Grace’s ex-husband shows up on Crockett, Paul will do anything to protect her. Anything. (Complete)

The Devil’s Resting Place^* - The Devil comes to Crockett Island in the form of an unassuming nun sent from the diocese to keep an eye on the married priest and his pregnant wife. As expected, everything goes terribly wrong. AHS/MM crossover! (Complete)

Tell Me Your Secrets:

Big Bad Wolf Playlist

One Shots

Red Flags & Long Nights^* - She was sent to hunt down the Big Bad Wolf, but now here she is, helping him plan his escape. As they head out into the unknown, John can’t help but tread into territory he’s almost never been in. (Complete).

Upcoming Chapters (Midnight Mass):

Trivia Night - In which Paul rocks the religion category and has zero idea about popular culture

21st Century Vampire - when the twins turn 18, Paul & Grace finally tell them the truth

Rewrite the Stars - the carnival comes to Crockett Island

Make Me Melt* - Paul + Grace + a bottle of chocolate syrup…

Just Another Regret - Paul wishes he could’ve been there for Sarah while she was growing up

Another Day of Sun - Paul & Grace go for a sweet little date during a Crockett Island summer

Seven Minutes in Heaven* - the prequel to “People Will Talk”, aka “What happened in the confessional?”

Morning Has Broken* - “Did you have a good dream, Father?” // “Uh…” // “Do you want some help with that?”

The Three Wise Men* - Paul goes around the island asking his friends for first time advice

A Miracle Cure* - “I, umm, I’ve heard it helps with headaches…”

Rest Stop* - car sex request!

Exposure Therapy* - Paul wants to conquer his fear of blood in one context and one context only…

[still thinking of a title]* - “Confess your sins, Father.”

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[mysharona1987]

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[teddygendered]

new disabilities dropped

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[huffylemon]

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[draconym]

It’s been seven months since we were in the same place

[draconym]

I made this comic in 2020, when it had been seven months since my partner and I had been able to see each other. It’s 2023 now and once again it’s been seven months, and I’m thinking about portals that let us hold hands.

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[backtosmallthings]

first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy

[licensetocannibalize]

unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid

[sockdrawerdemon]

Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people's teeth and he'll see you for free.

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Sliding scale payments where the scale is how fucking weird you are

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[pika-memes]

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[officialyourdailyinspiration]

[wageronvoluntaryism]

There are no good cops

All cops are bastards

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[orgyporgy]

The way dinner doesn’t exist until you make it. Hell world.

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[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[tyanis]

[tyanis]

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[saloomy-memes]

[pekuliar]

“Omg I made this prom dress for only $10!”

- already owns $200 sewing machine, $100 dress form, full supply of thread/haberdashery

[bixbiboom]

“You can recreate your favorite fast food menu items at home for less money and more flavor,” says the person with $3k in Le Creuset cookware, six professional kitchen appliances, living in the heart of a large city with ample grocery selection, sponsored by Hello Fresh and Skillshare.

[inneskeeper]

"You can cook this full course meal for less than five dollars!" says the person who acts like you can buy $0.001 worth of salt, $0.05 worth of flour, and $1.27 worth of pork.

[girlzero]

[veshta]

I'm sorry @chigrima but this just passed peer review:

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[anaphroditetrannytvtstgfaggydyke]

id: Care Bear meme with text saying "Feeding and housing the poor will do more to reduce crime than any amount of punishment ever will." end id.

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[typhlonectes]

[luimnigh]

[id: Tweet by iconawrites, which reads: "I love public libraries because they are built on the principle that books are so important and so necessary to human flourishing that access to them cannot depend on your income." end id.]

[ri-writing]

I was a grown ass adult before I realized the library was free.  I went into the library and asked to join.  When they gave me the form to fill out for a library card, I asked if they took credit cards and the librarian had to explain to me that the library was free.  You did not pay to join it.

I cried.

[mossmuddy-deactivated20230511]

ITS FREE?? YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR THE CARD??? THATS AMAZING

[fairytalepsuedonym]

I think some librsries might have you oay a small fee for the card but most dont.

[elfwreck]

Most don't charge for the card as long as it's your first one. There may be a $5 fee to replace it if you lose it.

Or not. Depends on the local library's funds. But their budget generally includes free cards for users.

[knottahooker]

Libraries are free! We may charge if you don't live in our county/state/down/district, but that's because your taxes don't go toward paying for us. Many libraries are even going fine free for late materials, so if you're forgetful like me, it's okay! And we offer e-book and downloadable audiobook services, so you can get books for free even from home!

Use your local library, we're pretty cool!

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[animentality]

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[wendibird]

Weirdly Specific Things from Dreams

Okay, I was pondering this on the way home from work, so, which weirdly specific (or specifically weird) thing that tends to crop up my dreams have you also noticed in yours?

Weird Dream Element

You try to run/move fast but feel like you're moving through pudding

Teeth crack/fall out

Suddenly naked/mostly naked

Random Tornados! (seriously these come up a lot for some reason)

Try to hit something/someone but can't put any umph behind it

Need to get to class but can't remember where it is! (seriously wtf)

Try to read something but the words don't hold still/change

Wake up feeling like you fell into yourself

More than one of these (explain in tags)

I've had different weird stuff show up in my dreams repeatedly (explain in tags)

I don't dream/don't remember my dreams

OP are you okay???

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[iputmilkinearlgrey]

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound